Thursday, April 20, 2006

The Sky is Falling

The latest wacky tale from my children, this time from my little five-year old, Abby.

Each spring, the sky turns red. Giant drops of detergent fall from the sky. All this detergent helps the grass and the dolls to grow, but it can make things really large too.

Some places get so much detergent, that rivers drown into the streets. Driving can be tricky when this happens, so some people put special dogs on their cars.

And when the detergent is falling, don't forget your can. Otherwise, your feet might get small if you walk in puddles!

After all the detergent has fallen, the skies begin to swim. If you are lucky, you might see a huge speaker stretched across the sky.

1 Swings of the bat:

James Wigderson said...

coincidentally, her version of events is very similar to the last press release from MMSD.