Tuesday, May 16, 2006

Down on the Border

Rather than adding 6,000 National Guard members to the Border Patrol, let's just add F(at) James Sensenbrenner. His girth should be enough to cover the entire border several times over. Wouldn't have to feed him either. He could just eat the clumsy ones who fall into his pudgy grasp.

And if that is not enough, we can plant large speakers up and down the border and replay Jessica McBride radio shows.

4 Swings of the bat:

Anonymous said...

Way to debate on substance.

At least you have a plan. What was the Dem leaders plan? That's right, ignore the problem and hope it goes away.

Other Side said...

Let's see ... "Way to debate on substance" and "At least I have a plan."

Which one is it Clint? I've made this point before, your arguments usually contradict themselves.

Besides, just having a little fun here, like you guys always do with Feingold and other Dem leaders. You need to relax, Clint.

Sunny Badger said...
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Sunny Badger said...

I thought W was trying to shrink the government? Let's see...6,000 more government employees guarding the border...20,000 employees for the Home Land Security Aggency.

I'm thinking the reductions in education and the missed quotas in military volunteers and reups must be where the shrinkage is. Of course, a dumbed-down citizenry will eventually equate to a larger pool of military recruits. Unless, of course, the dumbed-down citizenry decides the some-to-be expanding post-illegal immigrant job market of picking beans, cleaning luxury hotels and landscaping the vistas of the well-to-do beats getting sent home in a box from Iraq or Iran.